Helpdesk has logged your problem!

Helpdesk Has Logged Your Problem

Helpdesk has logged your problem,
Our experts will know what to do,
When the screen has just frozen, and nothing will work,
And you’d cheerfully break your computer in two.

Helpdesk has logged your problem,
But remember, you are in a queue,
So please be patient and know that your worry
Is just one problem among quite a few.

Helpdesk has logged your problem,
It’ll probably be fixed, well, sometime this week,
We’ll get to it soon, as quick as we can
I’m sure all it will need is small little tweek

Helpdesk has logged your problem,
It’s not our fault that the system is weak
There’s no need to rant and no need to rave,
And make a spectacle in your fit of pique

Helpdesk has logged your problem,
And we acknowledge some weeks have now passed,
But these things take time, and you’re low on our list
And quite frankly, we just can’t be arsed!

About George Fripley
I am a writer who enjoys writing humour, satire, poetry and sometimes a bit of philosophy. I live in Perth, Western Australia and occasionally get a poem or article published. It's all good fun! I have two books available for unwary readers, Grudges, Rumours and Drama Queens- The Civil Servant's Manual (This contains all that anybody could ever want to know about why government runs so slowly) and More Gravy Please! - the Politician's Handbook. (available through Amazon)

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