New Edition and New Cover for Grudges, Rumours & Drama Queens

Hi all,

I have made some minor amendments and improvements to only office handbook you’ll ever need! Yes indeed. A great new cover courtesy of boldfoxdesigns.com and some additional guidance on appearing busy using emails and how to take advantage of departmental mergers and splits, plus few other little tweaks.

My latest show for RTRFM

WED 21 March – at a ridiculous hour (4am) I did my latest show…a wide of music, with 6 underplayed (in my opinion) songs from the 1980s spread through the 2 hours. Take a listen…I promise it’ll be entertaining.

http://rtrfm.com.au/show-episode/snoozebutton-2018-03-21/

 

A short excerpt from The Langorian Queen

read in my very own dulcet tones…

A poem for teachers

I was looking back through the posts and liked this one…

Another Grumpy Commuter

A Teacher’s Lament

(after Trenches: St Eloi by TE Hulme )

Over the flat desks of Room 3B
a wide-eyed wall of ignorance.
Lust
In the silence disgusting boys
loitering with intent, picking their noses:
all itching to go, ignore the books.
Girls walk as on street corners,
making boys drool, follow,
drawn by instinct, drawn by promise,
after a pierced bare belly.

The boys have testosterone. The girls have no pants.
Behind the bikeshed, groping, shagging, lying missionary style.
Unwanted babies, chaos:

hell is a school classroom. The minds about me are closed.
Nobody answers. There is nothing to do but drink.

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The Complete Dregs of History has a NEW COVER!

Yes indeed, Boldfox Designs has created me a spankingly fantastic cover for the Complete Dregs of History. The guy is awesome. Here it is in all its glory.

More Gravy Please! Now available free through BookFunnel for a limited time

  1. yes indeed, for a short while you can download More Gravy Please! for free right this is a satirical politician’s manual that will have you laughing (or crying). Download it here. Bookfunnel

The Langorian Queen is now out!

Yes, I’ve finally got this story to a point where I am comfortable to release it (with a great cover courtesy of  boldfoxdesigns.com). It is available at Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, amazon.com.au and soon in many more places. I am genuinely excited to get this out there. If you read it, let me know what you think.

Langoria is a land where the magic is fading. The only magic is what you bring in with you, but even then, it is easy to use it up. Some people arrive with none, some with a little, some with a lot. You’d want to have some if you were an integral part of a prophecy that says you’ll save the land.

Tarquin, Jemima, Kylie, and Wayne find themselves fighting an army from neighboring Gomania with just a few sacred items for comfort, alongside a Queen who they’re not sure that they trust, in charge of a small army with internal divisions. It soon dawns on them that they are fighting not only for Langoria, but for their lives?

Cheers, George

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